I innocently came across this thing displayed front and center at CompUSA on Fifth today. http://www.compusa.com/specials/promos/disneydreamdesk/default.asp?credir=1 It is more ludicrous looking in person than in the photos. Probably because the photographer had the good sense to find an angle that underplays the size of the monitor's mouse ears. (Which is a sentence I would have not predicted I would ever be writing). It comes with a caveat: """ Warning: extended use may result in a lifelong love of learning! """ We stand warned. I'm thinking either the wrong 1000, or they forgot a few, in the 1999 layoffs Tom reports. Art