A quick note to all three of you who responded with the lsof suggestion.
Thank you! The first time I saw the lsof suggestion I wanted to kick myself in the back of the head! It's been *so* long since I've had any need, that I had simply forgotten all about it. It appears that it is no longer even part of the FreeBSD standard distribution anymore (I had to go fetch, although the last time I remember using lsof - ~20009ish or so - I am pretty sure it was already present and ready for service)...
I will be mucking with it tonight and I'll let everyone know what I find.
One last note, to everyone: I always cringe when I have to break down and send out a "help" to a support list such as this, as so many of them will land you more "RTFM and come back when you find it!" than they civil replies. This has been an inspiring experience - there is yet hope for the Intarwebs :-)
Thanks again, and I'll be back in a few days (or less).
//Alif
-- Yours, J.A. Terranson sysadmin_at_mfn.org 0xpgp_key_mgmt_is_broken-dont_bother