I just saw that PyCon 2016 registration is open and that you are in the market for a few volunteers. If I walked backwards, while blindfolded, it might take me 20 minutes to get from my humble abode to the weird pointy building that is the Oregon Convention Center. I have some time that I'd gladly put towards a good cause.

Let me know what you need and I'll be there with bells on.

--adam

[ Please excuse the odd tone of this message; I think I may be slightly deprived of sleep at the moment. ]