AUSTIN (AP) -- Twisted Matrix Laboratories today unveiled the much-anticipated and much-delayed most recent iteration of their "Twisted Python" product suite. Equipped with more internet and more sticks than ever before, the power to destroy the sun, and a mail server, this release will "pose a significant threat to our competition, as soon as we figure out who we're competing with and for what", according to Evil Overlord Glyph Lefkowitz.
Despite the terrifying power and grace that this version exhibits, plans at the matrix's center are only to accelerate the pace of development. Chief Reality Engineer Allen Short commented, "By the time we reach our goals for version 1.0.0, the Illuminati -- one of our many `enterprise support' clients -- will be able to use this software to [censored] the [censored] with enough [censored] to [censored]! Can you imagine that?"
Information about this software and twisted matrix enterprises, as well as the most recent version of the source code, is available at