AUSTIN, TEXAS (AP): Firmly ensconced in his menacing 12-story "fortress of doom", Glyph today released Twisted, version 0.10.0. After the sun-destroying repercussions of a recent previous release, industry pundits were cautious with their predictions, standing by their ready escape pods. The "fortress of doom", rumored to be carved from a single, giant block of basalt is one of the outlying offices of Ninjaneering. Mr. Lefkowitz was available for a brief press conference. Beaming, Glyph proclaimed "With the power of the Ninjas to aid us, there is no way we can possibly fail!". Although he displayed his characteristic vaguarity about what those goals actually are, he may have actually meant something this time. As promised, Twisted 0.10.0 comes with both "enterprise" and the ability to repair the sun. Gavin "Skreech" Cooper, immediately after mirroring the Twisted repository, perfunctorily restored the sun to its former light and heat providing glory, while Glyph made sure that the Twisted Matrix Labs website was in working order. While everything appeared to go smoothly, Chris Armstrong, press agent for Twisted Matrix, could not be reached for comment, and sources say that he has fled the country, possibly to avoid fallout from the 0.10 series of releases. ______ __ __ _____ _ _ | ____ | \_/ |_____] |_____| |_____| |_____ | | | | @ t w i s t e d m a t r i x . c o m http://twistedmatrix.com/users/glyph