GROUP TAKEOVER IN PROGRESS

[Brent K Kohler]

That's right you stupid, inbred, homosexual, redneck, motherfucking,
brain dead, useless cocksuckers! I'm taking over all of Usenet! There
isn't a fucking thing you can do about it either! You're all a bunch
of worthless scum bags, and now you will all answer to me! If you
don't like this fact TOO FUCKING BAD! You think you've had trouble
with kooks before? You aint seen nothing yet! I will go down in the
annals of history as the man who brought you to your knees! Now get
down on your knees and pay proper tribute to my glorious self! While
you're down there SUCK MY COCK! I know you want to!

I AM BRENT K KOHLER LORD AND HIGH MASTER OF USENET!

My first royal order to all of you peons is that from this time
foward you will add the following signature to all of your posts!


   ***** This was posted with the express permission of *****
   **********************************************************
   **  HIS HIGHNESS BRENT KOHLER LORD AND MASTER OF USENET **
   **********************************************************
   *********** We are simple servants of his will ***********


This will be appended to the bottom of all your posts with absolutely
no exceptions! If you choose not to, you will be squashed like the
insignificant bugs that you all are!

I am running Usenet now! You may only post messages because I for
the time being am allowing it! Do you faggots understand me!

THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF BRENT!

ALL HAIL BRENT K KOHLER LORD AND HIGH MASTER OF USENET!

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