Calling All PSU Members

[Martijn Faassen]

Secret Secret Secret -- For Python Secret Underground Members ONLY.
Do NOT distribute outside the PSU. You will be eliminated from the
space-time continuum entirely. That is not an idle threat. 

As stated in previous dispatches, flame wars can be used to extend the
maximum age of the universe. Subsequently PSU members have been dilligently
adding to such discussions. In particular, PEP 285 (Adding a bool type),
has been a point of contention. This has resulted in a change of the
cosmological constant, protonic decay rate and the spawning quotient of
quantum child universes. The cumulative effect lengthened the future 
by approximately 534.731 billion years.

It also leads to a catastrophic war in the year 285,285 (Common
Human Reckoning).

A theory first put forward by Arthumus Rex of the Reconstituted Terran
Dawn Federation in 8125 CHR explains that abrupt changes to universal 
constants affect blue quantum spin torsion. This and other warnings
are not heeded, leading to an acute scarcity of FUD in the 285th millennium.
In 285,285 CHR this results in the Boolean Wars, the conflict that puts all
others in the shade. In it, a constantly shifting mesh of alliances between 
four parties battle each other to a standstill and beyond, risking an
ultimate continuum breach. These are the Nothing Union, the League of 
Falsehood, the Protoknights of Truth and the entity simply known as
Existence.

This is exactly what the PSU desires. Unfortunately the PSU of eras 
post 285,285 does not, as it will not exist anymore. This vile and
evil PSU is therefore threatening us with Boolean Re-Negation. We do not
know what that is, but it sounds ominous. We are therefore ordering all
members that, in the spirit of friendly cooperation and not at all due to
these threats, they moderate their discussions in the future.