LANGUAGE QUESTION???

[Grant Edwards]

In article <bbl9ao$mnr$1 at trsvr.tr.unisys.com>, Reginald Blue wrote:
> Pupppy Wizzard wrote:
>> Hi. I am an old school programmer looking to modernize my skill set. I
>> want to focus on one new language. Should I choose:
[...]
>
> (Yes, I know this is a troll, but I just wanted to get this in):
> 
> Hi.  I'm an old school woodworker looking to modernize my skill set.  I want
> to focus on one new tool.  Should I choose:
> 
> Hammer
> Screwdriver (phillips)
[...]

Naw.  I'd recommend either a high-end sawz-all or a nice,
old-fashioned 6 lb sledge.  Both are universally applicable to
all problems.

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