Fall of Roman Empire

[Thomas Ploch]

> Ben Finney schrieb:
>> "John Machin" <sjmachin at lexicon.net> writes:
>>
>>> Ben Finney wrote:
>>>
>>>>  \      "...one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was |
>>>>   `\        that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful |
>>>> _o__)               termination of their C programs."  -- Robert Firth |
>>> An amusing .sig, but it doesn't address the root cause: As they had no
>>> way of testing for the end of a string, in many cases successful
>>> termination of their C programs would have been unlikely.
>> Yet historically proven: the 'imperium' process they were running
>> terminated many centuries ago.
>>
>> Or did it fork and exec a different process?
>>

I rather stay with the metaphysics:


#include "metaphysics.h"

static metaPower God;

universe *makeUniverse(metaPower God)
{
    if (!God) {
        printf("Oops, no God available at the moment.Try again later!");
        return NULL;
    }

    universe *everything;

    if (!(everything = malloc(sizeof(universe)))) {
        God.mood = REALLY_BORED;
        printf("God has no time to create a universe.");
        return NULL;
    } else {
        return universe;
    }
}


 :-)

Sorry, somehow had to do this. Please slap me (i like it, don't worry)
if it's totally stupid