Is it just me, or is Sqlite3 goofy?

[mensanator at aol.com]

Tim Chase wrote:
> >> "But honestly, boss, I didn't write this code!  It was my
> >> evil alter-ego that puts VARCHAR values containing Gilbert &
> >> Sullivan lyrics into the Amount_Due CURRENCY fields!"
> >>
> > Hence the phrase "Going for a song"?
>
> I am the very model of a modern major database,
> For gigabytes of information gathered out in userspace.
> For banking applications to a website crackers will deface,
> You access me from console or spiffy user interface.
>
> My multi-threaded architecture offers you concurrency,
> And loads of RAM for caching things reduces query latency.
> The data is correctly typed, a fact that I will guarantee,
> Each datum has a data type, it's specified explicitly.

Mensantor:
When I was a lad I had to load
Data to Access via import mode.
Data came in as DBase III
And had to be converted to csv.
I so carefully converted the csv's
That now I am the admin of big db's.

Chorus:
He so carefully converted the csv's
That now he is the admin of big db's.

> 
> is-it-friday-yet'ly yers,
> 
> -tkc