Any "consumer review generators" available?

Fri Mar 30 16:15:20 EDT 2007

nullified wrote:
> On 30 Mar 2007 07:01:16 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zburnham at gmail.com> wrote:
> 
>> On Mar 30, 3:46 am, nullified <n... at null.null> wrote:
>>> On 29 Mar 2007 20:34:26 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zburn... at gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mar 29, 2:19 pm, aral... at aol.com wrote:
>>>>> I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan
>>>> I really, really hope that you're looking to generate test data or
>>>> filler text.
>>>> If you're not, then DIAF.
>>> Die In A Fire? Drop In A Fryer? Doug Is A Fucker? Drown In A Fart?
>> Any of those would accurately describe the underlying sentiment, but I
>> had "Die In A Fire" in mind specifically.
> 
> FM!, IWRFT!
Perhaps if he finds his miracle script he can also train it to create
and 'solve' funny acronyms?