Any "consumer review generators" available?

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On 29 Mar 2007 20:34:26 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zburnham at gmail.com> wrote:

>On Mar 29, 2:19 pm, aral... at aol.com wrote:
>> I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan
>
>I really, really hope that you're looking to generate test data or
>filler text.
>
>If you're not, then DIAF.

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