Bullshit Generator

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This is fun. I tried to add speech synthesis on Linux, hope you don't
mind.

If you have speech-dispatcher [1] worked normally, you can replace the
main program with

# --------------------------------------------------
# main program
# --------------------------------------------------
try:
    import win32com.client
    voice = win32com.client.Dispatch("sapi.SPVoice")
except:
    try:
        import speechd
        voice = speechd.SSIPClient('bullshit.py')
        # Choose one module you have on your system
        voice.set_output_module('espeak')
        voice.set_punctuation(speechd.PunctuationMode.SOME)
    except:
        voice = None

print "press <enter> to resume, 'q'+<enter> to quit\n"

while True:
    print
    for i in xrange(8):
        generatedSentence = sentence.getString()
        print generatedSentence,
        if voice:
            voice.speak(generatedSentence)
    if raw_input().strip().lower() == "q":
        voice.cancel()
        import sys
        sys.exit(0)
# End of Main Program

[1] http://cvs.freebsoft.org/doc/speechd/