HELP!! How to ask a girl out with a simple witty Python code??

[Mario Figueiredo]

On Wed, 4 Mar 2015 17:34:04 -0800 (PST), Xrrific <xiaokun3 at gmail.com>
wrote:
>I am trying to impress a girl who is learning python and want ask her out at the same time.
>
>Could you please come up with something witty incorporating a simple python line like If...then... but..etc.

How about not using python at all. Not even talking about it, unless
she brings it up. And if she brings it up you say that there's perhaps
better things for you two to be doing than talking about programming?