BANNED CD!=
I
have been receiving emails saying that I'm contributing to the "=
;moral
decay of society" by selling the Banned CD. That may be, but I =
feel
Strongly that you have a right to benefit from this hard-to-find
information. So I am giving you ONE LAST CHANCE to order the Banned =
CD!
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enemies and lovers in just minutes using the Internet. You can track=
down
old flames from college, or you can dig up some dirt on your boss to=
make
sure you get that next promotion!
Or maybe you want a fake diploma to hang on your bedroom wall. You'l=
l find
addresses for companies that make these diplomas on the Banned CD. N=
eed to
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you
will learn how to build a completely new identity. Obviously, the Po=
wers
That Be don't want you to have the Banned CD. They have threatened m=
e with
lawsuits, fines, and even imprisonment unless I stop selling it
immediately. But I feel that YOU have a Constitutional right to acce=
ss
this type of information, and I can't be intimidated. Uncle Sam and =
your
creditors are horrified that I am still selling this product! There =
must
be a price on my head!
Why are they so upset? Because this CD gives you freedom. And you ca=
n't
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d
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ents,
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