[Tutor] Advertisement: Get in on this NOW...

Sun, 21 Oct 2001 16:31:31 -0400

Hi,
    Is anyone reporting this stuff as spam ... This stuff really drives me
nuts. I'd report it mysely but I just wanted to know if someone is already
working on it.
from the peanut gallery,
Amos Brooks

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>
>
> Dear Future Millionaire:
>
> I'll make you a promise. READ THIS E-MAIL TO THE END! - follow what it
> says to the letter - and you will not worry whether a RECESSION is coming
> or not,
> who is President, or whether you keep your current job or not. Yes, I know
> what
> you are thinking. I never responded to one of these before either. One day
> though, something just said "you throw away $25.00 going to a movie for 2
> hours
> with your wife". "What the heck." Believe me, no matter where you believe
> "those feelings" come from, I thank goodness every day that I had that
> feeling.
> I cannot imagine where I would be or what I would be doing had I not. Read
> on.  It's true. Every word of it. It is legal. I checked. Simply because
> you
> are buying and selling something of value.
>
> AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:
>
> Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home.
>
> THANK'S TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET !
> ==================================================
> BE AN INTERNET MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!
>
> Before you say ''Bull'', please read the following. This is the letter
> you have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the popularity of
> this
> letter on the Internet, a national weekly news program recently devoted
> anentire
> show to the investigation of this program described below, to see if it
> really
> can make people money. The show also investigated whether or not the
> program
> was legal.
>
> Their findings proved once and for all that there are ''absolutely NO
> Laws prohibiting the participation in the program and if people can
"follow
> the simple instruction" they are bound to make some mega bucks with only
> $25
> out of pocket cost''.
> DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS
> PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY   WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.
>
> This is what one had to say: '' Thanks to this profitable opportunity". I
> was approached many times before but each time I passed on it. I am so
glad
> I
> finally joined just to see what one could expect in return for the
> minimal effort and money required. To my astonishment, I received a total
$
> 610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with money still coming in''. Pam Hedland, Fort
> Lee, New
> Jersey.
> ==================================================
> Another said: "this program has been around for a long time but I never
> believed in it. But one day when I received this again in the mail I
> decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the simple instructions and
> walaa ..... 3
> weeks later the money started to come in. First month I only made $240.00
> but
> the next 2 months after that I made a total of $290,000.00. So far, in the
> past 8
> months by re-entering the program, I have made over $710,000.00 and I am
> playing
> it again. The key to success in this program is to follow the simple steps
> and NOT change
> anything.'' More testimonials later but first, =======
>
> ==== PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE ====
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>
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> and comfortably, please read the following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN
> !!!
>
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>
> FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS
> WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED!
>
> INSTRUCTIONS:
>
> =====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below =====
>
> For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU
> ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears
> ON THAT LIST next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON
> YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems.
>
> ===WHEN YOU PLACE YOUR ORDER, MAKE SURE ===
> ===YOU ORDER EACH OF THE 5 REPORTS! ===
> You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer
> and resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5 = $25.00.
>
> Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the 5 reports
> from these 5 different individuals. Save them on your computer so they
will
> be
> accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will order them
> from you.
> Also make a floppy of these reports and keep it on your desk in case
> something
> happens to your computer.
>
> IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to
> each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than what is
> instructed below in step '' 1 through 6 '' or you will loose out on the
> majority of
> your profits. Once you understand the way this works, you will also see
how
> it
> does not work if you change it. Remember, this method has been tested, and
> if
> you alter it, it will NOT work !!! People have tried to put their
> friends/relatives names on all five thinking they could get all the money.
> But it does not
> work this way. Believe us, some have tried to be greedy and then nothing
> happened. So Do Not try to change anything other than what is instructed.
> Because if
> you do, it will not work for you. Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!
> This IS a
> legitimate BUSINESS. You are offering a product for sale and getting paid
> for it. Treat it as such and you will be VERY profitable in a short period
> of
> time.
>
> 1.. After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and
> REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This person has
> made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.
>
> 2..Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5.
>
> 3.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4.
>
> 4.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3.
>
> 5.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2
>
> 6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position.
>
> PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY! This is
> critical to YOUR success.
>
> ==================================================
> **** Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save
> it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES.
>
> Save this on a disk as well just in case if you loose any data. To assist
> you with marketing your business on the internet, the 5 reports you
> purchase will provide you with invaluable marketing information which
> includes how
> to send bulk e-mails legally, where to find thousands of free classified
> ads
> and much more. There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:
>
> METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
> ==================================================
>
> Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we
> will assume You and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails each.
> Let's also assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2% (2/10 of 1%)
> response (the
> response could be much better but lets just say it is only 0.2%). Also
many
> people
> will send out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000 each).
> Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails.
>
> With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1. Those 10
> people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 50,000.
> Out of
> those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders. That's=100 people
> responded and ordered Report # 2.
>
> Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000
> e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for Report # 3.
>
> Those 1000 people send 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 5 million
> e-mail sent out. The 0.2% response is 10,000 orders for Report # 4.
>
> Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000
> (50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for
> Report
> # 5.
>
> THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00 (half a million
dollars).
>
> Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50 + 2..... $500 + 3.....
> $5,000 + 4..... $50,000 + 5.... $500,000 .... Grand Total=$555,550.00
>
> NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE
> WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL
STILL
> MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!
> ==================================================
>
> REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF
> 5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think for a moment what would happen if
> everyone or
> half or even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000 e-mails each or more?
> There
> are over 150 million people on the Internet worldwide and counting, with
> thousands
> more coming on line every day. Believe me, many people will do just that,
> and
> more!
>
> METHOD # 2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
> ==================================================
>
> Advertising on the net is very, very inexpensive and there are hundreds
> of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet
will
> easily get a larger response. We strongly suggest you start with Method #
1
> and add
> METHOD #2 as you go along. For every $5 you receive, all you must do is
> e-mail
> them the Report they ordered. That's it. Always provide same day service
on
> all
> orders.
>
> This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your name and
> address on it, will be prompt because they can not advertise until they
> receive the report.
>
> ===========AVAILABLE REPORTS ====================
> The reason for the "cash" is not because this is illegal or somehow
> "wrong". It is simply about time. Time for checks or credit cards to be
> cleared or
> approved, etc. Concealing it is simply so no one can SEE there is money in
> the
> envelope and steal it before it gets to you.
>
> ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes: Always send $5
> cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report. Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the
> cash is
> concealed by wrapping it in at least 2 sheets of paper. On one of those
> sheets of
> paper, Write the NUMBER & the NAME of the Report you are ordering, YOUR
> E-MAIL
> ADDRESS and your name and postal address.
>
> PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW :
> ==================================================
> REPORT# 1: 'The Insider's Guide To Advertising for Free On The Net
>
> Order Report #1 from
>
> Keith Gilbert
> 2822 N. Ridgewood St.
> Santa Ana, CA  92705
> USA
>
> ________________________________________________________
>
> REPORT # 2: The Insider's Guide To Sending Bulk Email On The Net
>
> Order Report # 2 from:
>
> Steve Stwan
> P.O. Box 23923
> Federal Way, WA 98093
> USA
>
> _________________________________________________________________
>
> REPORT # 3: Secret To Multilevel Marketing On The Net
>
> Order Report # 3 from :
>
> Craig Wuthrich
> 2390 Falls Ave. E.
> Twin Falls, ID 83301
> USA
>
> ______________________________________________________
>
> REPORT # 4: How To Become A Millionaire Using MLM & The Net
>
> Order Report # 4 from:
>
> S. Wong
> 50 Burnhamthorpe Rd. West #401
> Mississauga, Ontario, L5B 3C2
> Canada
>
>
> _______________________________________________________
>
> REPORT #5: How To Send Out One Million Emails For Free
>
> Order Report # 5 From:
>
> Zach Simmons
> 2135 Springwood
> Carrollton, TX 75006
> USA
>
> _____________________________________________________
> $$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$
>
> Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
>
> === If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2
> weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do.
>
> === After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you should
> receive 100 orders or more for REPORT # 2. If you did not, continue
> advertising or sending e-mails until you do.
>
> **Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report # 2, YOU CAN
> RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and the cash will
> continue
> to roll in ! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is moved
> down on the list, you are placed in front of a Different report.
>
> You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report people are
> ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER
> BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT
> to the income you can generate from this business !!!
> =================================================
> FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM: You have
> just received information that can give you financial freedom for the rest
> of your
> life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make more
money
> in the
> next few weeks and months than you have ever imagined. Follow the program
> EXACTLY
> AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way. It works exceedingly well as
it
> is now.
>
> Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you have put your
> name and address in Report #1 and moved others to #2 .....# 5 as
instructed
> above. One of the people you send this to may send out 100,000 ormore
> e-mails
> and your name will be on every one of them. Remember though, the more you
> send out
> the more potential customers you will reach. So my friend, I have given
you
> the ideas, information, materials and opportunity to become financially
> independent.
> IT IS UP TO YOU NOW !
> =============MORE TESTIMONIALS===============
> '' My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an
> accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good money.
> When I received this program I grumbled to Jody about receiving ''junk
> mail''. I
> made fun of the whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and
> percentages involved. I ''knew'' it wouldn't work. Jody totally ignored my
> supposed
> intelligence and few days later she jumped in with both feet. I made
> merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old ''I told you so'' on
her
> when
> the thing didn't work. Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had
> received
> 50 responses. Within the next 45 days she had received total $ 147,200.00
> ......... all cash! I was shocked. I have joined Jodyin her ''hobby''.
> Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago, Illinois
> ================================================
> '' Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my
> mind to participate in this plan. But conservative as I am, I decided that
> the
> initial investment was so little that there was just no way that I
wouldn't
> get
> enough orders to at least get my money back''. '' I was surprised when I
> found
> my medium size post office box crammed with orders. I made $319,210.00 in
> the first 12 weeks. The nice thing about this deal is that it does not
> matter where
> people live. There simply isn't a better investment with a faster return
> and so
> big''.  Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada
> =================================================
> '' I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered
> if I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to contact
to
> get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by someone
> else.........11 months passed then it luckily came again...... I did not
> delete this one! I made more than $490,000 on my first try and all the
> money
> came within 22 weeks''. Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.
> =================================================
> '' It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money with
> little cost to you. I followed the simple instructions carefully and
> within 10 days the money started to come in. My first month I made $ 20,
> 560.00 and
> by the end of third month my total cash count was $ 362,840.00. Life is
> beautiful, Thanx to internet''. Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand
> =================================================
>
> ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO
> FINANCIAL
> FREEDOM !
>
> =================================================
> If you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact the
> Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade
> Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C.
>
> =================================================
>
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