[XML-SIG] HUMOR: oos.org - "Our Own Standards"...
Tue, 08 Sep 1998 22:47:32 +0200
For all those who are tired of reading (and implementing) overly
complicated standards documents, you might enjoy having a quick
the "Our Own Standards" organization :-), who have just published
their LML ("Lightweight Markup Language") specification, v1.1.
Their rule is "KEIS", "Keep It Even Simpler".
The cool thing is that LML is HTML backwards-compatible and
can be displayed by any of the more popular WWW browsers...
OOS.ORG is offering Basic Membership for US$2.500 per
year (you won't be allowed to make suggestions, and may
not take part in the decision-making process, though :-),
and Full Membership at US$25.000 per year (note: special
offer for first 200 applicants only).
If you send them a nice anecdote "about why you dislike all those
new standards" to <mailto:email@example.com>, you may also qualify for
their "Oppressed Engineer Support Plan".
Have fun. :-)
PS: Please CC any anecdotes... :-)
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