I just saw that PyCon 2016 registration is open and that you are in the
market for a few volunteers. If I walked backwards, while blindfolded, it
*might* take me 20 minutes to get from my humble abode to the weird pointy
building that is the Oregon Convention Center. I have some time that I'd
*gladly* put towards a good cause.
Let me know what you need and I'll be there with bells on.
[ Please excuse the odd tone of this message; I think I may be slightly
deprived of sleep at the moment. ]